2 more days and Tan Yang Jie is here.
Heh, I placed my bet already that he is gonna be another average ordinary Singaporean guy who will probably be another guy who is bonkers over dota.
Anna says he's gonna probably be a nerd. MAYBE. People placed bets! Haha, :D let's hope he can change people minds that Singaporean guys can ACTUALLY BE CUTE TOO. Haha, :D
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Oh I've got something to teach.
WHAT TO DO WHEN A BIRD ATTACKS YOU:
1. Stand still, NEVER look at it back in the eye.
2. Take your bag off your shoulder and place it in your hand in case it attacks.
3. Shout, "SHOOO!! SHOOO!! SHOOO!!"
4. If it still looks at you like you ate its feathers, say," Watch out otherwise you become bird pie!"
5. If it moves towards you, stop, drop and roll while saying sorry for offending it.
6. Once you are done, get back up, look left and right in case it did not bring a friend.
7. If it is still determine on chewing you, slowly back.
8. By now, you should be screaming and running in the opposite direction.
Now, there are your 8 steps to survival when you are facing a bird. If it is an eagle or falcon, just skip to step 8! But this does not usually work.. Cause sometimes we take too long to do the 8 steps and birds are usually impatient!